Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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