fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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