Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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