didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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