I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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