It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
