I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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