when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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