Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
A+ Viking dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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