do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Randomize
