we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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