she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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