Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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