better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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