so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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