absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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