I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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