I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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