when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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