It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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