My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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