There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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