Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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