you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
