I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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