dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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