Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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