Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i barfeds in our rink
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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