I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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