We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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