I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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