that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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