Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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