So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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