We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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