i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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