The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize