you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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