I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
