4 words: hood of his car
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
whose parrot is this?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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