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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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