Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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