i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
