If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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