I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This house was built for laser tag.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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