After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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