yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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