Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
the gays at disneyland are vicious
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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