oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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