I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just google imaged poop.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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