Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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