It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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