we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Never joke about your clitoris.
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