K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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