I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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