I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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