Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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