I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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