Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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