Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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