i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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