she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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