I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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