This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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