even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize